Last night was the most fun just hanging out and drinking I have had in a long time. TJ is in town from New York and I met up with him, Rebecca and some of his other friends at Suede Bar on lower Greenville. Even met one of the owners and who gave us some free (well, me) jello shots (they weren’t really jello anymore due to the humidity but I didn’t care – I like grape).
Anyone who knows me knows that I enjoy being able to put the ‘B’ in bitch when given the opportunity. I also enjoy bringing ex-boyfriends (the jerky ones) down a peg or two when the chance arises. Hehehehehe. This is where the night got even more interesting and a story that I know Rusty will love to hear, so why not blog it and tell everyone. WARNING: Not leaving out names here because he was a big jerk. He is not worth sparing details on given what happened then.
I spot this guy and he looked familiar. Told TJ that I thought I knew him and that I had gone out with him (this was about seven years ago). Also mentioned his very unimpressive reputation. Hmmmm… he is still single…. not surprised. So I go up to him:
me: You are Mike, right?
Mike: Yea
me: What is your last name?
Mike: Why?
me: I know you. I used to work with you at Internet America.
Mike: Yea. Marshall.
me: So do you remember me?
Mike: (thinking) Ummmm….Kim?
(I think I saw the tail from the rat that was running on the wheel in his head a few times, coming out his ear.)
me: no
Mike: I don’t know then.
me: Oh well. bye.
And I walked away, evil grin in tow. Hehehehe. That was not the best part. That was later on when I tried him again, since you know he is racking his brain over this.
me: So, you figure it out yet?
Mike: Melissa.
me: no (shaking head at pathetic loser)
me: you and I (insert details of past here)
Mike: I know that.
me: And you can’t remember my name?
Mike: What can I say? I am worthless.
me: yea… you were then and you are now. (walked off)
BAM! Take that! You give me an opening and I am going to take it. Told everyone else what happened and they seemed quite impressed and gave me many high fives. I had a few drinks in me and the adrenaline was flowing. I was pumped but it was late and I had a long drive home ahead of me. Everyone else began to leave too and Rebecca got my number and said she would call me. Later, in the car, the a conversation with self…
me: but I want to….
brain: no
me: but….
brain: it will all be cleared in a few days
me: oh, alright (sulking)
brain: good girl
Stopped off and bought “Two Weeks Notice” and “Anne of Green Gables No.1″ on DVD (I loved that series! I am so glad it is out.) and went home. Today is back to the grind. Lots of work to do.